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Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself. ~George Carlin

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself. ~George Carlin

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think. ~George Carlin

What was the best thing before sliced bread? ~George Carlin

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. ~George Carlin

Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole. ~George Carlin

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” ~George Carlin

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? ~George Carlin

What is all this shit about Angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people now, believe in Angels. What're you, fuckin' stupid? Has everybody lost their fuckin' minds in this country? Angels, shit. You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback of all the drugs. All the drugs, smoked, swallowed, snorted, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of adulterated street drugs'll get you some fuckin' Angels, my friend. George Carlin

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. -George Carlin