90732's blog: "grandfather"

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed. “But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.

What's silver and red and waddles into walls? A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.

Doctor says to lawyer We were born on the same year, month, day, and minute. We were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same 2 parents. We are not twins and we have no brothers. Explain this. They have a Sister and they are triplets!

I LOVE YOUR EYES I LOVE YOUR SMILE I'LL BEND YOU OVER AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOR A WHILE

ROSES ARE RED CONDOMS ARE GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM

Old Rhyme: Thanksgiving The year has turned its circle, The seasons come and go. The harvest all is gathered in And chilly north winds blow. Orchards have shared their treasures, The fields, their yellow grain, So open wide the doorway ... Thanksgiving comes again!

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it

A friend is someone we turn to When our spirits need a lift, A friend is someone we treasure For our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our life With beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the world we live in A better and happier place.

I cry my heart out, rivers of tears. Your life ended, at eighty eight years. I honor you now, with these simple words. I can't explain, how much I miss you. You left this world, not too long ago. I know I never told you.. Damnit grandpa, I love you so. You may be gone, but not forgotten. In my heart you will live, in my memory you will still be that big strong man who made me feel safe. You always put me first. You always made me feel so good. I will miss you, my Herman. You left something else, when you passed away. A big empty hole in my heart. Grandpa... I'll see you soon... My tears may dry. But your memory will remain, hidden within me. From my heart you can never go.