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Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one, which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had. Maybe it is true that we do not know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we do not know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Do not expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Do not go for looks; they can deceive. Do not go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

LETTING GO LORD, PLEASE TEACH ME TO LET GO. MY CHILDREN ARE GROWING UP; THEY WANT TO LEAD THEIR OWN LIVES, BUT LETTING GO IS SO VERY HARD..... LORD, HELP ME HOLD MY FAMILY IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, NOT IN THE CLUTCH OF MY FIST. MAKE ME TOUCH TENDER AND GENTLE, NOT GRASPING OR POSSESSIVE. LORD, TEACH ME TO ACCEPT THEIR INDEPENDENCE, AND TO REALIZE THIS IS A NEW STEP IN LIFE. I DON'T FEEL AT EASE WITH IT YET, BUT WITH YOUR HELP, LORD, I CAN MAKE IT THE MOST WONDERFUL STEP OF ALL. C.R. FLORIDA

List All | Previous | Next Southern Talk Monday, May 08, 2006 05 16 AM Mood: Southern Talk 1. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." 2. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." 3. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." 4. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" 5. RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." 6. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." 7. FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." 8. Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation. Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll,and Y'all." 9. BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" 10. TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." 11. TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime." 12. HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ. HOD - adverb. Not easy. Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix." 13. RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." 14. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." 15. RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats." 16. LOT - adjective. Luminescent. Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair." 17. FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." 18. DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." 19. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!" 20. BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." 21. JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?" 22. HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." 23. SEED - verb, past tense. VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" 24. HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

"Now we will feel no rain, for each of us will be shelter to the other. Now we will feel no cold, for each of us will be warmth to the other. Now there is no loneliness. We are two bodies, but there is one life before us. And one home. When evening falls, I'll look up, and there you will be. I'll take your hand, you'll take mine. And we'll turn together to look at the road we traveled to reach this, the hour of happiness. It stretches behind us, even as the future lies ahead. A long and winding road, whose every turning means discovery. Old hopes, new laughter, shared tears, The adventure has just begun."

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person > that wasn't supposed > to > >ever let you down probably will. > >You will have your heart broken probably more than > once and it's > harder > >every time. > > > >You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt > when yours was > broken. > > > >You'll fight with your best friend. > > > >You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. > >You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and > you'll eventually > lose > >someone you love. > > > >So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love > like you've never > been > >hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is > a minute of > happiness > >you'll never get back

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying,but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh.

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT KEEPING SCORE. OR ABOUT HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE. OR HOW ACCEPTED YOU ARE. NOT ABOUT IF YOU HAVE PLANS THIS WEEKEND OR IF YOU ARE ALONE. IT ISN'T ABOUT WHO YOU ARE DATING, OR WHO YOU USED TO DATE. OR HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU'VE DATED, OR IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WITH ANYONE AT ALL. IT ISN'T ABOUT WHO YOU HAVE KISSED. IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX. IT ISN'T ABOUT WHO YOUR FAMILY IS OR HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE. OR WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE OR WHERE THEY SENT YOU TO SCHOOL. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL OR UGLY YOU ARE, OR WHAT CLOTHES YOU WEAR, WHAT SHOES YOU HAVE ON, OR WHAT KIND OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO. IT'S NOT ABOUT IF YOUR HAIR IS BLONDE,RED,BLACK,OR BROWN. OR IF YOUR SKIN IS TOO LIGHT OR TO DARK. NOT ABOUT WHAT GRADES YOU GET HOW SMART YOU ARE HOW SMART EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS YOU ARE. OR HOW SMART STANDARDIZED TESTS SAY YOU ARE. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT CLUBS YOU'RE IN IR HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT "YOUR" SPORT. IT'S NOT ABOUT REPRESNTING YOUR WHOLE BEING ON A PIECE OF PAPER. AND SEEING YOU WILL "ACCEPT THE WRITTEN YOU." LIFE JUST ISN'T BUT, LIFE IS ABOUT WHO YOU LOVE AND WHO YOU HURT. IT'S ABOUT WHO YOU MAKE HAPPY OR UNHAPPY PURPOSEFULLY. IT'S ABOUT KEEPING OR BETRAYING YOUR TRUST. IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, USED AS A SANCTITY OR A WEAPON. IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY AND MEAN, MAYBE HURTFUL, MAYBE HEARTENING. ABOUT STARTING RUMORS AND CONTRIBUTING TO PETTY GOSSIP. IT'S ABOUT WHAT JUDGEMENTS YOU PASS AND WHY. AND WHO YOUR JUDGEMENTS ARE SPREAD TO. IT'S ABOUT WHO YOU'VE IGNORED WITH FULL CONTROL AND INTENTION IT'S ABOUT JEALOUSY, FEAR, IGNORANCE, AND REVENGE. IT'S ABOUT CARRYING INNER HATE AND LOVE, LETTING IT GROW, SPREADING IT. BUT MOST OF ALL, IT'S ABOUT USING YOUR LIFE TO TOUCH OR POISON OTHER PEOPLE'S HEARTS IN SUCH A WAY THAT COULD HAVE NEVER OCCURRED ALONE. ONLY YOU CHOOSE THE WAY THOSE HEARTS ARE AFFECTED. AND THOSE CHOICES ARE WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT........ SEND THIS TO ALL THE ONES YOU LOVE AND LET THEM KNW BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE HAS IN STORE FOR US........

REAL FRIENDS A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A ! simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you! Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end. It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you... ... God is up to something

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I was walking home from school on a cold winter's day Took a shortcut through the woods and I lost my way It was getting late and I was scared and alone Then a kind old man took my hand and led me home Mama couldn't see him, but he was standing there But I knew in my heart, he was the answer to my prayers Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darkest hours To show us how to live To teach us how to give To guide us with a light of love When life dealt troubled times and had me down on my knees There's always been someone there to come along and comfort me A kind word from a stranger to lend a helping hand A phone call from a friend just to say I understand Ain't it kind of funny at the dark end of the road Someone lights the way with just a single ray of hope Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darkest hours To show us how to live To teach us how to give To guide us with a light of love They wear so many faces Show up in the strangest places Grace us with thier mercy In our time of need Oh I believe there are angels among us Sent down to us from somewhere up above They come to you and me in our darkest hours To show us how to live To teach us how to give To guide us with a light of love