iC79EddieMacOGAH's blog: "Me! It's About Me!"

Today's the first of four off days I'll have in the next three weeks. Today's Columbus Day (I know, I know.) and it's a holiday for government employees. (or at least those who work in a government place) Next Friday's my last day there (might as well be an off day), then I'm taking the following Monday and Tuesday off before starting my new job on the 25th. Hells yeah I'm excited. Hell, I won't have to buy a bus pass anymore. State employees get to ride for free. Now I need a car. (LOL)

I'm not feeling too good tonight. I feel tired, my back hurts, I pulled a muscle in my side, laundry wore me out, work wore me out. At least I got a new job waiting for me in about four weeks. I finally got around to telling everyone that I'm leaving. My "going away" party (if I get one) will be the third one my department throws in a month by the time I leave. (I'll be #3.) But I'm not expecting a party. I just don't want any crying when I'm gone. (by the way... I'm talking about leaving my job. Not this site.)

That's how long I got left at my current job. I can't wait to be outta there so I can start my new one and start a new life. More or less. I actually start on a Wednesday, but I'm leaving the Friday before. I could use a little vacation. It'll be a while before I get another. Wonder what I'm gonna do with the extra two days between my old job and my new one.

I was offered an office secretary job and I accepted it. I'm so happy right now it's unbelievable. I'll start in two to four weeks. No more barely making it. (for now.) Now I can move forward in my life. It's a good feeling. A very good feeling. Wish me luck!

I feel like I'm probably the only person in the world that doesn't have an iPod. So as I write this, I'm bidding on an iPod Shuffle on eBay. Hope I get it. Curious.... what's on your iPod?

I originally wrote this back in August. (on MySpace) It's amazing I haven't caught any serious flack for it. I'm sure I'm not the only one that feels the same way. Ok, I don't get it. If I come off as pretty pissed, so be it. I'll never understand why people are so pissed when they don't put ya at #1 or #2 or number whatever on their top 8 or 12 or 24 or whatever. Let's be honest. If you're hung up on that and take that seriously, then more power to you. I never (and lemme repeat that) never have taken my top list super seriously. I mean, this is my profile and my list. Not yours. I can change it as I please, or remove it altogether. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna do that. One or the other. I'm not sure which. In all honesty, I'm not on here much anymore. It crashes my computer just about every time I'm on it at home, and I can't get on it at work anymore. Though MySpace may consume every (or nearly every) minute of your life, it doesn't consume mine. Hell, I'm hardly on here anymore. I left my background completely blank for nearly two weeks and hardly anyone noticed. Anyways, here's my point. I love all my friends. Don't get so hung up on whether you're on my "top list" or not. It's not the end of the world if you're not there. It's my list. I do what I please. You can do what you please with yours. And I won't care one way or the other.

Damn, can't I catch a break? I got a call from my stepdad shortly after work and I found out that one of my little brothers got stabbed in the chest and was in the hospital for a few hours. Apparently, he got into it with his ex... yet again. Not sure what he did last weekend, but he had a warrant out for his arrest. But anyways, he's in jail. I wish he gets his life together. But on a good note, I'm registered for my first two classes! I start next month. Wish me luck!

For those that could use a laugh... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 30. Men never have to beg.

Hell, what football fan isn't into fantasy football? Seriously, I was so desperate to get into a fantasy league this year after the one I was in the last two years filled up, I started my own. Of course, no one joined it. So I went on NFL.com and found one. I finished 2nd and 4th in the last two years in the leagues I was in. I also can pick football games pretty good too. I won pickem leagues two years straight. I even beat my brother three years in a row. But if you take my advice on the pics, all I ask is you don't wager on them. My picks are for entertainment purposes only. (LOL) Speaking of which, I do have a pickem league if you want in. Lemme know if you do. I desperately need people to join it! I'm Eddie and I approved this message.

I know you have many questions on your mind. So, what would you like to know about tonight?