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created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/quiz/b9854

Crabby Old Man

Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? .......What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, ....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!" Who seems not to notice ....the things that you do. And forever is losing .............. a sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding ....... the long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me. I'll tell you who I am ....... as I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, ......as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten......with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters .......who love one another A young boy of Sixteen ...........with wings on his feet Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet A groom soon at Twenty .........my heart gives a leap. Remembering, the vows........that I promised to keep. At Twenty-Five, now .......... I have young of my own. Who need me to guide ....... and a secure happy home. A man of Thirty ......... my young now grown fast, Bound to each other ......... with ties that should last. At Forty, my young sons ........have grown and are gone, But my woman's beside me........to see I don't mourn. At Fifty, once more, .......... babies play 'round my knee, Again, we know children ........ my loved one and me. Dark days are upon me .......... my wife is now dead. I look at the future ............I shudder with dread. For my young are all rearing ........young of their own. And I think of the years...... and the love that I've known. I'm now an old man.........and nature is cruel. Tis jest to make old age .......look like a fool. The body, it crumbles..........grace and vigor, depart. There is now a stone........where I once had a heart. But inside this old carcass ...... a young guy still dwells, And now and again ........my battered heart swells. I remember the joys.............. I remember the pain. And I'm loving and living.............life over again I think of the years ....all too few......gone too fast. And accept the stark fact........that nothing can last. So open your eyes, people ..........open and see.. Not a crabby old man............ Look closer....see........ME!! Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within.....we will all, one day, be there, too!

on day

""When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________00__00_______________ ________________00_________________ ________________ 0 _________________

elvis and the flag

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CHET THE PARROT

CHET THE PARROT.... Body: A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to her and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. With his curiosity aroused, the husband relocates the lighter as his wife suggested and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

sad news

SAD NEWS >> >>>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment >>>community. >> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and trauma >> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. >> >>> >> >>>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities >> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry >> Jack, >> the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain >> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. >> >>> >> >>>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man >> who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show >> business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not >> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked >> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old >> man >> and was considered a positive roll model for millions. >> >>> >> >>>Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and >> Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his >> elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 >> minutes. >> >>> >> >>>If this made you smile, for even a brief second, please rise to the >> occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with >> someone >> else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it

good morning friends

just wanted to say good morning to friends family and every one that checks this out. i know that alot of u are like busy as hell and u dont always have time or something comes up and u cant say the things u want to people u love like or want to love.i understand so i thought i say hello to every one here,hope u all have a great day 11.gif
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friends

this is easy just read and send to the ones u are friends with Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend! ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ aughtyand ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ Send This To All Of Your Friends Telling Them How Much You Love Them And See How Many Of Them You Get Back reply | delete comment

love

Love is ………. Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image) Karen - age 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My lil Quiz...Fill it out ya'll Body: This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 33 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 36 [ ] 37 [ ] 38 [ ] 39 [ ] 40 [ ] 41 [ ] 42 [ ] 43 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Or [ ] Both Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Attractive] Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck Me [ ] Go out [ ] Make Love Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya number [ ] No Would you watch me on webcam? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya screen names>either aim/yahoo [ ] No Why do you wanna watch me on webcam? [ ] TO TALK [ ] TO WATCH ME GET DOWN [ ] ENTERTAINMENT [ ] JUST PLAIN BORED [ ] HELP YOU WITH A PROBLEM Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No SEND THIS TO MY INBOX (repost of original by 'Pops' on '2006-10-02 16:33:27') (repost of original by 'justafriend' on '2006-10-03 08:29:50') (repost of original by 'wolfman1963' on '2006-10-03 13:34:37') (repost of original by '*~Debbie~*' on '2006-10-03 14:12:31')
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