BOOMY's blog: "RANDOMNESS WITH BOOM"

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 26. Illiterate? Write For Help ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 44. Ask Me About Ebonics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 46. Boldly Going Nowhere ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 47. Cat: The Other White Meat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! 4. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot--Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 19. Procrastinate now! 20. I have a degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 23. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three times the memory. 27. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there is no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

My contribution to the time capsule was just accepted. So in 100 years the people of the future will be able to see into my life. Here is a link to my contribution... http://timecapsule.yahoo.com/capsule.php?i=31747&t=fun&l=en

http://www.sinteur.com/ This site contains a lot of information that right now may seem insignificant about the world, politics and life. Read a couple of the articles and reflect. There are some pretty funny comic strips and other things as well so enjoy =)

The only reason I still log onto mywaste is to post blogs and now that LC has blogs... Guess what? I don't have to!!!!! THANKS LC CREW!!!!