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Unlimted 11s today! Utilize some on me why don't cha! :)
Dec 25, 2013comment
Merry Christmas Eve Y'all! (Is that even a thing?..whatever) :)
Dec 24, 2013comment
It is 4:30 am...why am I still woke!?
Dec 23, 2013comment
You ever sneeze so hard it felt like your brains slapped the inside of your forehead?
Dec 22, 2013comment
plugs, tattoos, and beards. That's all a girl ask for.
Dec 16, 2013comment
There are some weird people on here...guess I fit right in
Dec 14, 2013comment
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you
Dec 14, 2013comment
Only Blitzed :(
Dec 11, 2013comment
guys with gauges and tattoos have to be the hottest thing ever
Dec 2, 2013comment
It's tough being the only Fruit Loop inside a box of Cheerios
Sep 12, 2013comment
FuBar...where are the crazies come to play!
Aug 27, 2013comment
It's simple really, if u don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask stupid questions.
Aug 27, 2013comment
No Love
Aug 24, 2013comment
The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.
Aug 24, 2013comment
I live life on the edge! I slam revolving doors! I push when it says pull! I rip tags off of mattresses! Don't try to stop me cause that's how I roll!
Aug 22, 2013comment
Haven't been on since May! It's been a while friends :)
Aug 21, 2013comment
When you are close to me I shiver
Aug 21, 2013comment
Helloooo Fubar! :)
May 30, 2013comment
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
Mar 17, 2013comment
I'll find peace at the bottom of a real tall cold drink chillin' to some skynyrd and some old hank...
Mar 6, 2013comment
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