I could really go for some funyons. DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Your kiss is on my list.

I need a man with a slow hand.

Beauty is only a lightswitch away.

C'mon baby light my fire

*spirit fingers*

Blew out my flip-flop

Going to see Jimmy Buffett in Cincy today!! Woo Hoo!! Take me to Margaritaville!!

Do you think creepy people know they're creepy?

Wild Thing, I think I love you.

My biscuits are burnin'!!

You feel lucky Punk?

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

Goin on a squeegee hunt...

I take 11 items to the "10 items or less" checkout. Thug life.

Unexpected gifts of bling make me happy!! :)

My horns hold my halo up.

WARNING: Easily distracted by shiny objects.

You're the one thing I can't get enough of.

FYI, I'm the lyrical gangsta.