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mysterio's Status
Jesus do I need a bowl....
Jul 18, 2014comment
i miss getting dirty texts.....
Oct 9, 2013comment
*sigh* more family adds
Sep 4, 2013comment
I still don't believe they let me take her home.....
Jul 11, 2013comment
*sigh* still family adds and ability points
Apr 21, 2013comment
*sigh* family adds and ability points
Apr 1, 2013comment
I'm an uncle again, and my only nephew is a star trek baby. Good day.
Mar 25, 2013comment
Hey, can we all agree that the creepy things you want god to do to you shouldn't go in pubic status updates and comments?
Mar 17, 2013comment
You know, this site may suck balls quite often, but one is rarely ignored. You may be told to go fuck yourself, but you are never left alone until you wonder if you exist.
Mar 17, 2013comment
Assuming nothing else comes up I only have to make it through 3 more days. Then I can relax enough to figure out how effed my back is. :(
Mar 14, 2013comment
i really need a..... distraction...
Mar 11, 2013comment
Spam comes in, I ask politely to be excluded from it in the future. I get reamed out, called a D-Bag, and blocked. Gotta love it.
Feb 28, 2013comment
just bummed the eff out :(
Feb 18, 2013comment
sigh
Feb 8, 2013comment
Wow. OK this is a new one. Can anyone tell me how it's possible that within an hour I went from "Hello" to "You don't know me, I was raped by my last BF and then had to hold my father's hand while he died from cancer"
Feb 7, 2013comment
Ever have one of those days where you need someone to go down on you? This is the 3rd in a row.
Feb 2, 2013comment
Is it too much to ask, to be able to reach through my screen and choke all the truly stupid ppl. Just a little?
Jan 23, 2013comment
gods i love brew day
Jan 20, 2013comment
rough weekend
Jan 13, 2013comment
well that sucked ass
Dec 28, 2012comment
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