Mathematical FormulaWhat Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.Now let's tryE-A-T-I-N-G P-U-S-S-Y5+1+20+9+14+7 + 16+21+19+19+25 = 156!!!If my boss is a woman... I'll do anything to make sure she CUMs out on top! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com aDICKt of Passion
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I smile at the sound of an"Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... Hmmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, my lips touch the center of her palm. A shudder passes through her body. I kiss softly around that palm, enjoying the sensation of her hot soft skin beneath my lips... each pad of her fingers... her wrist... She smells delicious. I drink in her scent again, almost swooning with desire... yet wanting her to know that my mission is to give her the pleasure that she so justly deserves. Softly... ever to softly, I flick my tongue across her wrist (YUMMY!!!!) and smile again at the gasp and tremble. Hmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, palm towards me and fingers upwards I kiss each knuckle before landing at the tip of her pinkie. Kissing the tip of her ring finger. The next... and the next. My eyes upon hers which burn with the desire which throbs in my loins as well, I open my lips and slide down over the tip of her index finger. Her free hand goes to her bosom with an"oh my!". I suck upon that finger tip but a moment before pressing downward... her finger slips into my mouth... up past my tongue... then I begin to bob up and down... her finger plunging in and out... her nipples rise and her hips rock to my rhythm... thediamonddew.com
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Her eyes draw me in... teasing me... tempting me. I move across the crowded room to stand before her. She offers a hello, but licks her lips. Her clothing clings nicely to her curvacious body. My heart begins to pound, and I know that the tingling in my loins has become quite pronounced. Slowly my eyes move from hers... downwards. Drinking in her presence... and her sexuality. My mouth waters. I go to one knee, straddling her left leg... almost but not quite touching then take her left hand in mine. Her skin is hot... smooth... soft... in invitation of other... I shake my head to clear the thought of her naked flesh against mine as I lower my lips to the back of her hand. I smile at the sound of an"Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... What is she thinking...??? Is it... thediamonddew.com
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