"""""""There was acucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how theirlives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks athim and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, andjuicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in ajar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until Ithrow up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends.If u get 0-2 back you are averageIf you get 3-5 you are a freakIf you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.""""""""
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2008, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend.
