why do men think of their peckers so highly? i mean they take more pictures of them than they do their kids. when a man has adult pics it usually means one thing..pecker pics! "this is me and my pecker at yellow stone park, he was so happy"..."this is my pecker on his 25th birth day, see he still has a little cake on his face, awww". MEN! GET OVER IT! you are the only ones who like looking at that slimy little one eyed varmit! seen one pecker youve seen em all! (well unless its like 1" hard, then we'd all like a good laugh). i mean if i had something like that attached to my body..something that whispered evil things to me..telling me to poke it in anything round...swiming pool vacuum hose outlets, hot apple pies, sheep, monica lewinski's mouth, id either call a priest or have it surgically removed! the world would be a much better place if men had breasts instead of peckers!
