38953's blog: "DIVORCE STORIES"

"Yeah, my wife and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and she's an asshole." ~~~~~ My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ~~~~~ Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ~~~~~ For Sale Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake ~~~~~ 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. ~~~~~ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~~~~~

What does Marriage and A Hurricane have in common ??? Both start out exciting Just fine for a while A lot of sucking and blowing Things change Things then turn scary In the end you will most likely lose your house and possessions

Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy. Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy... I said she was fu**ing Goofy!