Sammie's blog: "For Fun"

I was watching tv a while ago and it recently came to my attention of just how dirty many of the old adages, games, disney movies etc. truly are. First lets look at some of the old adages and games: there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, had so many kids she didnt know what to do...now to me this is just odd, i know that she must be easy b/c of the large .. of children she had, but what about this shoe...how poor is this chick?! How about tag what does that teach the youth of america...it teaches 2 things, first it teaches kids how to stock prey, next it teaches them how to pounce and then to run after a cheap attack (i beleive that is also called being a coward) Red Rover Red Rover... great game, the object is to form a line, call over the smallest and weakest yahoo you can find and then that simpleton runs as fast as possible and tries to break the line ,or some shoulders, through force and cunning. This teaches kids (hell even adults who play) to pick on whomever they deem to be the weakest, while the opposing side is taught to win through force. Boxing....'nough said Jimmy Cracked Corn and i dont care: I dont know who became annoyed with James in the first place, but someone MUST have been on a different kind of CRACKed corn in order to come up w/ such a childrens tale How about some disney tales: First Sleeping beuty..this is jacked up from the start, a spoiled princess (an obvious representation to paris hilton) touches the no no wheel (the spindle) and is put into a deep sleep by a witch, then while still asleep is kissed by a prince charming... Now im no genious, but this sounds like the typical case of date-rape to me. Go Subliminal messegase there Mr. Walt Disney! Pinochio: a creepy old man carves his dream child out of wood, wishes on his f*king star, and gets a son. This shows an obviously homosexual father hood, b/c as per my knowledge, asexual reproduction by the human species wasnt quite figured out at the time. so we have a man who has a son (wood heh heh) and he DIDNT have any woman involved....go disney Beuty and the Beast: a rich prince, pissed off a hag, put a spell on him and there was a rose, and a hot chick. This is meant to show that any one, i mean freaking ANYONE can get some lovin' in the world...nice job Walt, your first good one. Snow White: A hot young chick who lives with seven old (and utterly smaller than me) men. Whats more is he dear sweetheart is off fighting dragons with his buddies instead of paying attention to her...give you one guess as to what she is going to do with those dwarves when she gets bored....clean, duh! Whats more is the prince's ex (apparently some witch) is trying to win back prince charming's heart by giving snow white a ruffie-apple. This teaches us that indeed all is fair in love and war!

90's Kids, you will remember everything! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC and wouldnt miss it "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, and tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city, miss suzies in the park kissing her boyfriend in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark" You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You begged for some GAK, and when you got that they came out with scented GAK, and when you got that they came out with funny scented GAK..... You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... You used to lisnen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time" Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. (hes our hero gonna take u down 2 zero).haha You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (this was meant for young 80s children) When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy. You remember when super nintendo's became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" "I've fallen and I can't get up" You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates Two words... Trapper Keeper. You wore socks over leggings scrunched down "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show You remember boom boxes vs. cd players Writing M.A.S.H. notes. You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. You remember a time before the WB. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy... Before the Internet & text messaging... Before Sidekicks & iPods... Before MIKE JONES... Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... ...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!