A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
Fred what? The officer asks...
Just Fred, the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he
might just give the biker a break and, write
him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses
The man tells him that he used to have a lst
name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it.
Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know; a funny last name. The kids
used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard
and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to
be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, M.D.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided
to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!
Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around
with my Assistant and she gave me VD, so now I
was Fred Dingaling MD DDS, with VD.
When the ADA found out about the VD, they took
away my DDS, the AMA took away my MD, and the
VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
