1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Right below my left testicle...she was bucked tooth...nuff said?
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
paint
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
How would i know?...i'm asleep
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
flamenco
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
sure do!
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Foster's
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Kisses and Hugs
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
my testicles
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
not tall at all
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
extremely!!!I hate crowds too.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Bring on the darkness and all it's carnal delights!!!
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
can't recall....probably Johnny Cash
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE FOR A GUY?
i'm all natural baby!
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
ummm....i don't care as long as she'll give me some
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
jupiter
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
coffee & an energy drink...lets get really wired!!!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
throw everything on it
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
chicken mc nuggets...yumm
19.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HANG OUT PLACE?
right here
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
sure hasn't everybody?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
life...thanks mom.
22.DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
maybe
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I have never smoked two joints at one time....never, well maybe once...or twice...so!
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
who cares
25.IS YOUR ROOM MESSY OR CLEAN?
messy...like Oscar the Grouch
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
yep
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
3 cats and a mouse...lazy ass cats
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
love?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
throw them a party
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes...brunettes...no blondes...or brunettes...fuck it both!
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
the sex line
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
having to repeat myself
having to repeat myself
having to repeat myself
having to repeat myself
having to repeat myself
having to repeat myself
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
nope
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
girls with Britisch accents
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
sure
37. FIRST JOB?
boobie kisser
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
you bet
39.HAVE YOU EVER ORDERED A PIZZA AND HAD IT DELIVERED TO SOMEWHERE OTHER THEN YOUR HOUSE?
Hell yea i have
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
this is not true
41. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DENTIST LATELY?
No why?is that important?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my sense of humour
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
I love crooked teeth
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a BeDazzler
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
no more than 10...
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Could be a possibility
47. Do you wish on stars?
I wished on Jessica Alba once....nothing came of it
48. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
kicked some cats
49. WHAT SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
yada yada yada
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
i never thought about it before
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
SPAMMITY SPAM MARVELOUS SPAM!
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
farting
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Color Me Badd
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS?
probably not...I'm a jerk
55. WHAT IS YOUR GUILTIEST PLEASURE?
eBay
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
not if you are blind.....or if the other person is hot.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
spanking beavers
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
the Jesus House
59. WHO IS YOUR FAMOUS/ ACTOR/ SINGER CRUSH?
Audry Hepburn
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
GI Joe the real american hero
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
don't know/don't care
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
I was an adult when he came out....of the closet that is...
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
shut up, assbag
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
a few times
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
girl=personality
guy=....I don't pay attention to guys. they stink and are dirty
66. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?
I don't see how this relates to anything
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
Steven and the Nashieboos
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Painting with Bob Ross
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
19 or 21...I can never remember. who cares?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Poontang
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yes but they are all webbed together.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
1992
73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My mommie
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
120mph??
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
if they don't, I know people who know people that will make them do it
76. HARD LIQUOR OR BEER?
When i lick er i get hard
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Fosters ...Ausralian for beer
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
no one i'm so unpopular
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Boobies!
80. FAVORITE FEEL GOOD SONG??
crazy bitch...by Buckcherry
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Tibetan Monks....they're so smug
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR
November
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
one way?
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
nude twister
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brownish
86. EYE COLOR?
blue
87. HEIGHT?
short
88. SIBLINGS?
2
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
i love fast food!
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
yumm
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
porn
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
November 30
93. WEIRD SOUNDS MADE FROM YOUR BODY?
faet sounds out of my buttocks
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
neither nor
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
as in the candy?
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
either or
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
inflate a date
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
89 camero
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
101 good ways to touch yourself
100. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
never!!!!you can't make me!!!!
101. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
both mixed together