Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I'm an extremely good cook and have done it professionally.
2. I was a "burnout" in school, but still finished in the top 10 in my graduating class of 450 people. (I didn't have a class with anyone I hung out with)
3. I'm a military trained expert marksman.
4. I'm a certified skydiver.
5. I once received an Acomodation Medal for stealing (appropriating) an item necessary to accomplish a mission. (a fork lift needed to load aircraft with pallets of equipment)
lisannelepisto545: Wanted: Attractive honest single man!
DJ Troy: i'M UGLY.....
lisannelepisto545: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory
DJ Troy: POOR TOO
lisannelepisto545: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
DJ Troy: SMALL PENIS....i CAN'T USE IT THAT WELL EITHER....I premature exaculate a lot.
lisannelepisto545: Can i ask you a quest?
DJ Troy: sure
lisannelepisto545: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
DJ Troy: like I said I premature ejaculate a lot........I think I just ......ugh...oh...ogh...oh...shit............SEE!
lisannelepisto545: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
DJ Troy: shure show me....I'm ready for round #2.....
lisannelepisto545: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
DJ Troy: ....some peoples kids!......did you lick the windows on your way to school?...eat paint chips as a kid?...Live close to high power electrical wires?
lisannelepisto545: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
DJ Troy: Please DO so!......I love a nice freak show!.
lisannelepisto545 is typing...lisannelepisto545: um goto http://www.acceptinvite.com/apanw and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!
I Laughed my ASS off posting this!..................