Mal's blog: "Music"

They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect them My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog, yo I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy

[Akon:] Konvict...Music...and you know we Up front. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin n grindin up on that pole, I know u see me lookin' at you and you already kno I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know [Snoop Dogg] Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale, dont tell, wont tell, baby say I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well, take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u, if u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you, I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right, rip ridin and them poles and them doors is tight and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin n grindin up on that pole, I know u see me lookin' at you and you already kno I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know [Akon] Shorty I can see u aint lonely handful of niggas n they all got G's, see u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see, tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs, throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub, u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines, girl I spend money like it dont mean nothin and besides I got a thing for u. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin n grindin up on that pole, I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know [Snoop Dogg] Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin), birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u), its cool we jet the mood is set, your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck, ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinnin' n lookin at me. [Akon] Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy, baby you got a phatty the type I like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary, cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass, Normally dont get caught up to fast but I got a thing for you. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin n grindin up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin n grindin up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know

You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side You know I'll take your hand When it gets cold And it feels like the end There's no place to go You know I won't give in No, I won't give in Keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just stay strong Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So, keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through So far away I wish you were here Before it's too late This could all disappear Before the door's closed And it comes to an end With you by my side I will fight and defend I'll fight and defend, yeah, yeah Keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just stay strong Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So, keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Hear me when I said When I said I believe. Nothing's gonna change Nothing's gonna change destiny Whatever's meant to be Will work out perfectly Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah La da da da, la da da da La da da da da da da da da Keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just stay strong Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So, keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Ahh, ahh Keep holding on Ahh, ahh Keep holding on There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So, keep holding on Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through

it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it it's our favourite way to spend the holiday yeah there's a special kind of feeling in the air it only happens at this time of year when everyone is filled with love and cheer 'cause that's what matters pretty paper boxes tied with bows walking in the sun or in the snow we can feel the excitement growing, growing it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it joy to the world and everyone lift up your hearts and feel the love it's our favourite way, to spend the holiday yeah we can get all cozy by the fire turn the music up a little higher i don't think that i could ever tire of being together decorate the tree, hang mistletoe and stand by me it's a picture perfect moment captured memories that we'll have after it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it joy to the world and everyone lift up your hearts and feel the love it's our favourite way, to spend the holiday yeah spend the holidays... it's the greatest time it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world it's the greatest time of year it's the greatest time it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it joy to the world and everyone lift up your hearts and feel the love it's our favourite way, to spend the holiday

My little girl met a new friend Just the other day On the playground at school Between the tires and the swings But she came home with tear-filled eyes And she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa Lies" I just brushed it off at first Cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt Or the things she had seen I wasn't ready when I said you can tell me And she said Chorus Alyssa Lies To the classroom Alyssa lies Everyday at school Alyssa lies To the teacher As she tries to cover every bruise My little girl laid her head down That night to go to sleep As I stepped out the room I heard her say A prayer so soft and sweet God bless my mom and my dad And my new friend Alyssa I know she needs it bad Chorus I had the worst night of sleep in years As I tried to think of a way to calm her fears I knew just what it was I had to do But when we got to school on Monday I heard the news My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad The lump in my throat grew bigger With every question that she asked Until I felt the tears run down my face And I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today She doesn't lie In the classroom She doesn't lie Anymore at school Alyssa lies With Jesus Because there's nothing anyone would do Tears filled my eyes When my little girl asked me why Alyssa lies Daddy tell me why Alyssa lies

Daddy's been a back-row Baptist, With his share of front-row sin. His Saturday night still on his breathe, Every Sunday when he'd walk in. He's never led the Benediction, He's never sang in the choir. But he's an angel with no halo, An' one wing in the fire. Mamma lives by the Bible, The Bible lives by the bed. An' she's lied alone so many nights, With scriptures in her head. Prayin': "Good Lord, just be with him, "I know his Faith is tired, "But he's an angel with no halo, "An' one wing in the fire." "An' I know he lives a little left of livin' right, "An he's come close to goin' way to far a few times. "But I'd trade a thousand prayers if just one prayer would come true: "Lord, please believe in him, like I believe in you." Dady's always been there for me, From T-Ball to touchdowns. Fixed my car an' fixed my heart, When they've been broken down. I know he calls for more forgiveness, Than most folks do require, But he's an angel with no halo, An' one wing in the fire. An' I know he lives a little left of livin' right, An he's come close to goin' way to far a few times. But I'd trade a thousand prayers if just one prayer would come true: Lord, please believe in him, like I believe in you. Well, I just can't imagine, What Heaven might be like. If me an' Mamma make it, Wiithout Daddy by our side. Lord, could you please remember, When it's time to call us higher: That he's an angel with no halo, An' one wing in the fire. Ooooh.

Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation, In your inability to handle your libation. Go zero to sixty, When you get on the whiskey. Well, used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'. Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'. Well, I miss the way that it was, Can't even catch the good bars. 'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll pay the bill, call a cab. I don't mean to make you mad, But I don't want that responsibility, An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me. Well, I never thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another." 'Cause, baby, you turned into me, an' I became my mother. Well, here's what I'm thinkin': You're interferin' with my drinkin'. I think I have an answer to our present situation, 'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations. So let me make this clear: Hey I'm the one who's drinkin' here. 'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll pay the bill, call a cab. I don't mean to make you mad, But I don't want that responsibility, An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me. I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time. But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine. You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby. I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll pay the bill, call a cab. I don't mean to make you mad, But I don't want that responsibility, An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me. No, I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me, yeah.

I never knew there were such great movies On TV at 3 a.m. I'd never guessed at a midnight Tuesday I could have pizza ordered in I've never been a real night-owl But these days I'm all turned 'round There's only one thing I'm sure of right now I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you I never knew I was funny 'Til I went and made you laugh I never liked a girl that called me: "Honey" But you did,I like that I keep thinking about your smile Tryin' to read between the lines Looks like I'll be here for a while I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you After just three day (just three days) One greay kiss (One great kiss) It's way too soon To be obsessin'like this I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you Dreamin' about you I should be sleeping,dreamin' about you I'm dreamin' about you, yeah

A little bit of guitar A little bit of truck A little bit of hound dog And a little bit of luck A little bit of Bacon A little bit of beans A little bit of you lovin’ up on me And a little bit of how it supposed to be A little bit of life A little bit of backseat A little bit of moon A little bit of radio, a goin’ boom boom boom A little bit of sugar A little bit of spice A little bit of nasty, A little bit of nice A little bit of how it supposed to be A little bit of life Chorus: I breath in I breath out Yes sleepin all night with the windows down Up in the mornin’ stirin around Drink a pot of coffee and I head off to town Work Work, Work All day long, crank it up, back it up, bring it on home Supper on the table and I eat me a bite, Then we snuggle on the porch by the pale moon light A little bit of me and you doin alright A little bit of life A little bit of tractor A little bit of farm A little bit of cornfield A little bit of barn A little bit of come on A little bit of play A little bit of yee haw in the hay A Dixie cup, A homemade wine A little bit of life *Chorus A little bit of back porch A little bit of swing A little bit of wind chimes goin ding a ling A little bit of TV A little bit of couch Popcorn smellin up the house Alomode on a little slice of homemade pie A little bit of Life *Chorus A little bit of me and you doin alright(2x) A little bit of life (2x)

Well hey girl whats ur name? Havent I seen u before? I recognized them dark green eyes when u dosey doed across the floor Are you alone or are you with someone? She said a matter of fact im not so i took her hand thats when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot Chorus: And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite? 'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride We went riding round rocking to the sound of "Country Boy Can Surivive" and I knew then that she was my kind of girl cuz she was singing every single line Then she slid on over put my hand on her shoulder and I aksed her what she wanted to do She said it dont matter where we go just as long as I'm riding with you Chorus: And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite? 'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride So we headed out to old tobacco road Put the tailgate down and we made love She said true country boys hard to find but I found one wilder than any 8 second ride Chorus: And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite? 'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride yea hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride