JagerBomb's blog: "OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!"

So here i am the other day in the WP lounge minding my own biz as usual..."yeah right"lol...and these two hotties decied to duct tape me to a torcher chair....I was shaved, drawn on , had bright red lipstick put on me, put in a thong, BRANDED, and had a few other dominatrix type things done to me.... Now while i've always been curious as to what it would be like to be w/ a couple of dominatrix chicks i must say that my curiosity has been over come by sheer horror and fear! Yup they were pretty brutal. However i must admit that i was in a way turned on. Up intill my nipples had metal clamps put on them and i was administered an electric shock! "Real boner kill there! ROFL!.... I LOVE U BOTH MICKI N BELLA!! MUAHZ!!!! HAHAHA!!! IF ANY1 READING THIS HASN'T TAKEN THE TIME TO COME VISIT US THE WICKED PLEASURES LOUNGE PLEASE DO SO..... U MAY FIND IT TO BE A SHOCKING EXPIERIANCE...(YEAH I KNOW I SPELLED THAT WRONG...FUCK OFF...) UNTILL NEXT TIME PEACE!!!!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that shit! You know we don't waste boozed around here fucker! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out Fake Ass Friends: Will Just Read It Real Friends: Will comment on it and tell you how TRUE this shit is!

ok...so im in a room on line taped to a chick...can my life be any weirder???

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD > > > >Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! > >Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > > >Consider: > >You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for > >brains. > > > >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place > >for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. > > > >You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, > >forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. > > > >Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference > >between shit and shineola. > > > >There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull > >shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. > > > >You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, > >or duck when the shit hits the fan. > > > >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. > > > >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. > > > >Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, > >and some days are just plain shitty. > > > >Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there > >are times when you feel like shit. > > > >You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the > >wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. > > > >You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up > >shit creek without a paddle. > > > >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you > >fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. > > > >When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building > >block of the English language. > > > >And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know > >anything else!! > > > >You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you > >don't give a shit! > > > >Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I > >do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. > >But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some >shit-head........... > >Well, Shit Happens!!!