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Down With The Sickeness

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me You mother get up You fucker get up Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes (oh no) The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me (And when I dream) No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that Why did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you, Why don't you fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch FUCK YOU I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you have to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die

Christmas

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Backseat Cook

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

Girls' Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .........Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots ............... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Astrology:

Long-term Juno in Taurus is very much in relationships for the long haul. You're slow to commit and you take a long time to make up your implacable mind about a person. Your affections are worth much and you won't throw them away frivolously or give your love to just anyone. Love to you means sharing and you're more than willing to share -- everything you have is what you'll give and more; you'll go to extraordinary lengths to give love and share possessions to those you love. It's wise to use a bit of discretion here, however; don't give away more than you can afford both financially and emotionally. You are touchingly affectionate and romantic; your partner will never complain that you don't remember birthdays or anniversaries. In fact, they'll be too busy eating dinner over candlelight or enjoying your romantic caresses and words to notice much else. A secure woman in love with love, that's Juno in Taurus.

"Halloween"

Halloween is a tradition celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets. It is celebrated in parts of the Western world, though most commonly in the United States, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Puerto Rico, and with increasing popularity in Australia and New Zealand. Halloween originated as a Pagan festival among the Celts of Ireland, France[1] and the British Isles, with Irish, Scots and other immigrants brought versions of the traditions to North America in the 19th century. Most other Western countries have embraced Halloween as a part of American pop culture in the late 20th century. The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[2] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). In Ireland, the name was All Hallows' Eve (often shortened to Hallow Eve), and though seldom used today, it is still a well-accepted label. The festival is also known as Samhain to the Irish, Calan Gaeaf to the Welsh, Allantide to the Cornish & Hop-tu-Naa to the Manx. The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Pope Gregory III moved the old Christian feast of All Saints Day to November 1 to give Halloween a Christian interpretation . Halloween is also called Pooky Night in some parts of Ireland, presumably named after the púca, a mischievous spirit. Halloween is often associated with the occult. Many European cultural traditions hold that Halloween is one of the liminal times of the year when the spiritual world can make contact with the physical world and when magic is most potent (e.g. Catalan mythology about witches, Irish tales of the Sídhe).
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Friday night

Why is that a woman can go to the club and have drinks. Know about 2/3rds of the ppl there and You tell the Hubby or b/f and they get a chip on there shoulder It is not that you are there to pick men up It's the fact that a woman can go have drinks and dance and Have a good time and A man think's You are there to pick one up.... Hell NO !!! We are there to have a good time and not have to wonder about anything BECAUSE our ass is coming home ALONE.. If women want to pick a man up there fine, But Not me ,HELL NO... I have a man and dont want any one else!!! LOL

Drama

If you look their is drama everywhere we look, In your front door or back door, In the small town you live in. Today in the world we live in ppl need to stop the drama in their door way and understand there's more to life than bitching about everything or everyone.Hell just turn on the TV anymore Ours troops overseas are dieing every day and they have more drama in one hour than most do in a lifetime, I have a few friends that are oversea's and one very good friend that ships out Monday morning and it upsets me that he might never come home to his family Have you ever just sit back and wonder What how happen if we didn't have Power a stove to cook on or a car to buy gro a washer and drier How would ppl live? Would they know how to plant a garden or to can their food for the winter months Use a fireplace to cook with or to even build a fire for the fireplace. PPL need to think about this All the Drama and Bullshit and look at the big picture Peace is what everyone needs Can't you tell I'm on a spell this weekend---LOL

Family

I fell like I'm stuck in the middle of a family that One says this and the other one says that. I hear both sides of this and love them all. I know that the family hates me and has always hayed the from day one they NEVER talk to me if they see me out and about they look the other way a Christian that go's to church is to act I know Im a Christian but I try to be good to ppl how do I help this that says their Christian and dont act like it plz God take me out of this
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